leetakeuchi: pics like these.. HAHA
Tyga feat. Wale, Fabolous, Meek Mill, Young Jeezy...
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
Infinite.: As I lay here, millions of people are... →
vempla: jay-custodio: maapz: As I lay here, millions of people are running late to work, stuck in traffic, drinking coffee, barely surviving, partying, laughing, crying, mourning, sleeping, or doing nothing at all. Someone is painting. Someone is out there plotting a murder. Someone is being raped. Someone just died and a new…
Playing Basketball With Your Girlfriend
confessionsofasneakeraddict: Expectations: Reality: ROFL HAHAH
ohdangitstrisha asked: I remember people I like talking to LOL
paoolnguyen asked: yes, he is better looking than you... hi john :D
Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes →
r0bertbrowniejr: Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool. She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.” Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid...
Every morning when i enter my classroom →
smokeporch: im like but everyone else is like: gaahahahaha
paoolnguyen asked: shieeeeet, dick move
paoolnguyen asked: clean obviously! not everyone lives like you john
paoolnguyen asked: apparently leaving underwear on my bed ;)
Fucking hate it when kids disrespect their parents
you’re lucky enough they gave birth to you they could’ve gotten a better son/daughter. Atleast be thankful for what you have/get for fucks sake
People can’t do something themselves, they want to tell you that you can’t do it– Will Smith (via jay-custodio)
fluffian asked: eres*