friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
The White Panda - Midnight Life (Kanye West &...
Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here’s $1, take your sister too.
paoolnguyen asked: twice?! maybe i am blind lol
paoolnguyen asked: i feel like i haven't you in forever you fart :(
Cleaning while listening to music: →
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holy shhh i miss this song LOL
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