Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
xokaelazaro asked: y u so gaaaeyy
Me when i play zombies on Black Ops-
omgijustlovecats: When getting the raygun: When my friends tell me to open the door when i have the least amount of money: When i get perks: when i get down after getting those perks: When i gte the WunderWaffe DG-2 out the box: When my friends pick me back up into the fight: When they leave me to die: That’s zombies for you! i kinda miss playing cod now…